#131800 - Fucking in the rain in Glasgae Havin me cock near freeze off Oh how I wish I were a Sassenach Cause I’d fuck her inside like a toff I tried to do watersports in Dundee Didn’t know it was taking the pee So called golden shower Just dripped with no power So I refused to pay the fee There was a young slut from Dundee Fucked bareback with a Jock or three But when she got the clap It was the end of that That ill advised slut from Dundee. The only thing you get free from a whore Is crabs or an STD. It improves with age and then suddenly It tastes like shit There was a house in New Orleans The call the rising sun And whole place is a mass of whores The place to be of you want some.